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The Realm Awards Finalists' FB Party!
6/15/2018 3:54:00 PM by: pam

Welcome FB Party Friends! Thanks for participating! Here’s some of Willoughby’s favorite jokes.

Dragon Jokes

Q. What do dragons eat for a snack?

A. Firecrackers!

 

Q. What eats more tacos than one dragon?

A. TWO dragons!

 

Q. What's big and scaly and bounces?

A. A dragon on a trampoline!

 

Q. What sound do you hear when a dragon eats spicy salsa?

A. A fire alarm!

 

Q. Where do you go when a dragon sneezes?

A. Out of the way!

 

Q. What do you do with a green dragon?

A. Wait until he ripens.

 

Anyone who can share an additional dragon joke (suitable for kids) in the comments here will be entered into a drawing for some fun Willoughby swag!

 

                                                             


Comments

Carrie Gould From Little Hocking, OH At 6/15/2018 9:32:22 PM

Why are dragons good storytellers? They all have tails

Reply by: Pam Halter

Hahaha! yessssssssssss

Jolena From Iowa At 6/15/2018 9:26:41 PM

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!??

Reply by: Pam Halter

hahahahaha!! yes!

Celia From Ohio At 6/15/2018 9:23:17 PM

Why are dragons such good story tellers? They have very impressive tails

Reply by: Pam Halter

Ha!! Love it!

julie dick From MN At 6/15/2018 9:22:04 PM

Why do dragons fly? Because they can't bring all their luggage on a plane. It's just too much to drag on...

Reply by: Pam Halter

omygosh! hahahahaha!!!

Connie Saunders From Kentucky At 6/15/2018 9:21:25 PM

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So that they can fight knights.

Reply by: Pam Halter

hahahahahaha! Great one!

Becky Dempsey From MI At 6/15/2018 9:20:42 PM

Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they fight knights.

Reply by: Pam Halter

BWAH!!! Great one!

Charlotte From At 6/15/2018 9:12:21 PM

How does a dragon weigh itself? Scales! XD

Reply by: Pam Halter

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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